Anonymous asked: the porn camera angle when they film behind the dude, and you just see his b-hole and gooch ram awkwardly into the girl uggghhhhhhhh
Why God Why
avocadopunk: awwwshiyittt: Lately I’ve been drawing the Nirvana smiley on my hand and a lot of people told me, “Nice smiley.” I asked them if they knew what it meant and no one did. Ugh, I know this is weird but I don’t want friends at school that like Nirvana because I feel like Nirvana is something that’s unique about my music taste and is my own. I just wish people at least knew who they...
I don’t get why most porn scenes are like 25-30 minutes long. I usually get off within like 2.
trapbelly: *sprinkles some parmesan on the ass before I eat it*
stickpilgrim: teethvsteeth replied to your post: i think im getting tickets to FYF Ill be there/getting a hotel lets get fucked up! yessss!! Dude srsly let’s make it happen
trapbelly: I’ve got a confession to make Read More
fukkkres: “nice bowl cut” said the bully at school jokes on him my mom used a pan
Cold pizza is the jam but putting ranch on any pizza is fucking gross because ranch dressing is for chicken tenders and toddlers. Gtfo with your poverty dressing
holycorpse: me: hey mom this is my new gf new gf: h̪̩̞͇̹̰e̫̗̺̹̯̙y̪̜̱̻̠̬͎̝͕̗͍ͅ ̼͇̤̮̞̳̩̯̮̜w͖̬̻̻̱̼̰̮͔͉͈̝̦s̙̞͎͖̹̖͖u͍̖̣̻̳̬͕͇̠͙̳̪̝͎͙͙̖̙ͅp̟̩̺̖… …
*jacks off while “hurt” by nine inch nails plays*
Jacking off has really sent my life into a downward spiral.